HERE WE GO!

WELL, HERE IT IS. THIS IS THE NEW BLOG.

WOW.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, "GREAT SEAN, NOW YOU'VE BECOME JUST ANOTHER SELF-ABSORBED DOUCHE-BAG BLOGGER!"

WELL I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT THIS SITE IS ONLY FOR BLATANT PLUGGING OF MY BOOK, 

THERE WILL BE NO EMO-DOUCHE-WHINING DONE HERE! NO SIR! IN FACT LET'S GET RIGHT TO IT! GO HERE TO GET PRINTED COPIES OF THE FIRST TWO ISSUES OF THE FUNNIEST DAMN COMIC EVER!

SEE! NO SELF CENTERED DRONING ABOUT MY OWN CRAPPY EXISTENCE OR CRAP ABOUT MY LIFE THAT NO ONE REALLY CARES ABOUT. JUST GOOD OLE AMERICAN PLUGGING OF CHEAP CRAP YOU DON'T NEED AT EXTREMELY HIGH PRICES!

YES, I DID USE THE WORD "CRAP" THREE TIMES IN TWO SENTENCES.